Wall of Shame
Rubbish Dumper - 14/2/25
PSA: This dodgy misfit dumped his carpet offcuts & building materials inside. Umm it’s povo mate #shame
Bong Stasher - 15/4/25
PSA: These deadbeats stashed their bong inside, after spilling dirty bong water everywhere. It’s povo mate #shame
Grafitti Tagger - 21/4/25
PSA: This shady lowlife tagged Frankton business’s.
It’s povo Astro #shame
Doormat Thief - 26/5/25
PSA: This shifty-eyed thug stole the doormat.
Umm it’s povo Peter #shame
The Water Spout Sipper - 29/5/25
PSA: This bio-threat was caught drinking directly from the water cooler spout and rifling through other people’s laundry. (Rest assured, the water cooler has been professionally sanitized). Absolute bio-hazard. #trashy #thief #shame
Charging Station Vandal - 30/5/25
PSA: This two-faced failure tried to steal the charging station, ended up snapping it in 1/2 as it’s hard wired into the wall. It’s povo Jonah #shame
Phone Thief - 14/6/25
PSA: This lil’ skank stole a customer’s phone from the charging station #shame
Remember: Your device - your responsibility.
Can Exploder - 4/7/25
PSA: This muttering fool put a can of alcohol into the dryer, leading to a sticky explosion. To top it off, the munter refused to leave and threw an epic tantrum. #feral #drunk #shame
The Chronic Begger - 22/8/25
PSA: This persistent munter keeps coming back after multiple trespasses to harass customers for money and leaves a filthy mess. It’s povo Bradley #NoEars #HoriVibes #shame
Laundry Hijacker - 31/8/25
PSA: This feral banshee has a serious case of “the rules don’t apply to me”. She stole a customer’s dryer time by dumping their wet clothes out. Then was peeling instruction stickers off machines and finally tried to “trespass” the owner when caught. #povo #EpicTantrum #shame
After-hours Squatter - 03/11/25
PSA: This shifty mutt refused to leave at closing time and stayed inside until the alarms started screaming, resulting in security call-outs. It’s povo mate #DefiantMunte #creep #shame
EFTPOS Wrestlers - 12/12/25
PSA: These heavyweight chumps decided to play-fight inside and ended up knocking out the EFTPOS machine. If you want to wrestle, join a gym. #stupid #reckless #shame
The P-Pipe Trio 1 - 15/12/25
PSA: These 3 deadbeats turned the laundromat into a drug den for 15 mins. They were caught smoking their crack pipe on CCTV. Your dirty habits were forwarded to the Police.
#junkies #povo #shame
The P-Pipe Trio 2 - 15/12/25
Junkie guy picked a fight with the wrong person and ended up smashing through the window. Police & Ambulance attended, turning the laundromat into a crime scene. The neighbourhood watched on. Scan QR code for video footage. #ToxicTrio #ZeroTolerance #Shame
The P-Pipe Trio 3 - 22/12/25
A week later 2 of the 3 junkies came back and were refused
entry. The old man’s son argued and was also trespassed.
Threatening behaviour won’t be tolerated.
#police #povo #shame
Coffee Machine Vandal - 20/12/25
PSA: This chaos queen deliberately broke the coffee machine, trashed the magazine area and attempted to breach the back room. Umm it’s povo #DestructiveBitch #shame
Legend In His Own Mind - 20/12/25
PSA: This king of the gutter ignored every sign in the laundromat to sit on the folding tables and vape inside. Tables are for laundry, not your fat ass. #Table-Leech #PoxyMunter #shame
Table-Leech - 20/12/25
PSA: This oxygen-thief displayed a blatant disregard of social etiquette. If you want to lounge with your feet up, go home. Our tables are for laundry - not your butt & not your shoes. #egg #povo #shame
The Spitting Squad - 20/12/25
PSA: Even though you were told not too, this charmless wonder let her ankle-biters spray half-chewed food everywhere and treat the dryers like a jungle gym, all while she sat her lazy ass on the folding tables. #DefiantMutt #ParentalFail #shame
The Grub - 20/12/25
PSA: This waste-of-a-benefit munter vaped inside, graffitied on tables, magazines & kids’ books. He was also caught urinating on the wall outside. #biohazard #hori-vibes #shame
Main Charachter Syndrome - 23/12/25
PSA: This legend is in his own mind ignored signage and had his ankle-biters jumping off tables, running, screaming & playing soccer inside & then attempted to breach the backroom. #NotAPlayground #povo #shame
The Indoor Cyclist - 1/1/26
PSA: This pilfering clown is the definition of a poxy munter. Rides bike inside, lounges on folding table & steals laundry. #bottom-feeder #thief #shame
Ticking Timb Bomb - 6/1/26
PSA: This dead-from-the neck-up walking liability let her ankle-biters run amok, climb behind the washers near high-voltage wires and then forced shut the sliding doors. #ParentalFail #negligent #shame
Doormat Theif - 17/1/26
PSA: Thieving old man with short white beard & bucket hat, stole the doormat. Pretty sure he’s local. Scan QR code for video. #HoriVibes #povo #shame
