Wall of Shame

Cockwomble - 29/3/26

PSA: This volatile nightmare was caught stealing laundry, magazines and abusing customers with her shameless bicycle buddy. When confronted she became even more deranged. When it comes to thinking, you travel light. #thief #hori-vibes #povo

Claw Machine Cockjugglers - 19/3/26

PSA: These thieving kleptomaniac ‘s broke into the claw machine, stealing the toys & measuring cups off washers. I bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you. #shame #raisedwrong #povo.

Junkie Supporters - 15/3/26

PSA: These imbeciles were caught removing a wall of shame notice. You’s look like you moan when you wipe. If your ever in the area, definitely keep going. #crackheads #povo #shame

Cretin Couple - 6/3/26

PSA: These schmucks were caught removing a wall of shame notice. Pathetic you don’t let facts interfere with your opinion. You’re the reason instructions have pictures. Lights on, but no one’s home. #junkie-supporters #povo #shame

Doormat Thief - 17/1/26

PSA: Thieving old man with short white beard & bucket hat, stole the doormat. Pretty sure he’s local. #HoriVibes #povo #shame

Ticking Timb Bomb - 6/1/26

PSA: This dead-from-the neck-up walking liability let her ankle-biters run amok, climb behind the washers near high-voltage wires and then forced shut the sliding doors. #ParentalFail #negligent #shame

The Indoor Cyclist - 1/1/26

PSA: This pilfering clown is the definition of a poxy munter. Rides bike inside, lounges on folding table & steals laundry. #bottom-feeder #thief #shame

Main Charachter Syndrome - 23/12/25

PSA: This legend is in his own mind ignored signage and had his ankle-biters jumping off tables, running, screaming & playing soccer inside & then attempted to breach the backroom. #NotAPlayground #povo #shame

The Grub - 20/12/25

PSA: This waste-of-a-benefit munter vaped inside, graffitied on tables, magazines & kids’ books. He was also caught urinating on the wall outside. #biohazard #hori-vibes #shame

The Spitting Squad - 20/12/25

PSA: Even though you were told not too, this charmless wonder let her ankle-biters spray half-chewed food everywhere and treat the dryers like a jungle gym, all while she sat her lazy ass on the folding tables. #DefiantMutt #ParentalFail #shame

Table-Leech - 20/12/25

PSA: This oxygen-thief displayed a blatant disregard of social etiquette. If you want to lounge with your feet up, go home. Our tables are for laundry - not your butt & not your shoes. #egg #povo #shame

Legend In His Own Mind - 20/12/25

PSA: This king of the gutter ignored every sign in the laundromat to sit on the folding tables and vape inside. Tables are for laundry, not your fat ass. #Table-Leech #PoxyMunter #shame

Coffee Machine Vandal - 20/12/25

PSA: This chaos queen deliberately broke the coffee machine, trashed the magazine area and attempted to breach the back room. Umm it’s povo #DestructiveBitch #shame

The P-Pipe Trio 1 - 15/12/25

PSA: These 3 deadbeats turned the laundromat into a drug den for 15 mins. They were caught smoking their crack pipe on CCTV. Your dirty habits were forwarded to the Police.

#junkies #povo #shame

The P-Pipe Trio 2 - 15/12/25

Junkie guy picked a fight with the wrong person and ended up smashing through the window. Police & Ambulance attended, turning the laundromat into a crime scene. The neighbourhood watched on. Scan QR code for video footage. It’s povo Marcus #ToxicTrio #ZeroTolerance #Shame

The P-Pipe Trio 3 - 22/12/25

A week later 2 of the 3 junkies came back and were refused

entry. The old man’s son argued and was also trespassed.

Threatening behaviour won’t be tolerated.

#police #povo #shame

EFTPOS Wrestlers - 12/12/25

PSA: These heavyweight chumps decided to play-fight inside and ended up knocking out the EFTPOS machine. If you want to wrestle, join a gym. #stupid #reckless #shame

After-hours Squatter - 03/11/25

PSA: This shifty mutt refused to leave at closing time and stayed inside until the alarms started screaming, resulting in security call-outs. It’s povo mate #DefiantMunter #creep #shame

Laundry Hijacker - 31/8/25

PSA: This feral banshee has a serious case of “the rules don’t apply to me”. She stole a customer’s dryer time by dumping their wet clothes out. Then was peeling instruction stickers off machines and finally tried to “trespass” the owner when caught. #povo #EpicTantrum #shame

The Chronic Begger - 22/8/25

PSA: This persistent munter keeps coming back after multiple trespasses to harass customers for money and leaves a filthy mess. It’s povo Bradley #NoEars #HoriVibes #shame

Can Exploder - 4/7/25

PSA: This muttering fool put a can of alcohol into the dryer, leading to a sticky explosion. To top it off, the munter refused to leave and threw an epic tantrum. #feral #drunk #shame

Phone Thief - 14/6/25

PSA: This lil’ skank stole a customer’s phone from the charging station #shame

Remember: Your device - your responsibility.

Charging Station Vandal - 30/5/25

PSA: This two-faced failure tried to steal the charging station, ended up snapping it in 1/2 as it’s hard wired into the wall. It’s povo Jonah #shame

The Water Spout Sipper - 29/5/25

PSA: This bio-threat was caught drinking directly from the water cooler spout and rifling through other people’s laundry. (Rest assured, the water cooler has been professionally sanitized). Absolute bio-hazard. #trashy #thief #shame